How to Pass Off Store Bought Food as Your Own

From now until January 2nd, you'll be invited to many parties of the house, cocktail, and dinner variety. If you love to cook, making and bringing something won't be a problem, but if you have the baking skills of a young Cher Horowitz, you may need to lie. By "lie" I mean "buy some food you did not make and pretend you did." This isn't honest, or righteous, or even very easy, but it can be done.